Sunday, January 18, 2009

{A CONVERSATION WITH A HOMELESS MAN ABOUT PIGEONS}

Did you see that motherfucking shit! Mother-fucking pigeon came outta nowhere all flapping his wings and shit like he owns the ground or some shit and that motherfucker didn’t see the shit coming but the motherfucking car came outta the mother-fucking nowhere and hit that motherfucker into the next decade. That motherfucker ain't got no wings no more. I can't even believe that shit happened. You’d think that if you got wings you’d be flying way up in the mother-fuckin sky or some shit. Lemme ask you something, you got any money? Give me a dollar, that was a good story, right? I just told you one of the best motherfucking stories you going to hear all day. Gimme a dollar so I can get a coffee. You ain't ever heard shit as original as this shit.